Reach Out
If it’s not an emergency, and you just need to ask about parking violations, wandering banjo players, or if Assistant Chief Fish accepts fan mail—use the info below.
📞 Non-Emergency Line: 555-BEACH-PD
📬 Email: administration@coralpd.com
Phone Tree Options:
- Press 1 for Officer Pretty Boy’s Beach Patrol Reports
- Press 2 to file a noise complaint against the Raccoon Mafia
- Press 3 if you’ve seen Assistant Chief Fish outside his tank
- Press 4 to scream into the void (limited hours)
Disclaimer: Coral PD is a fictional law enforcement agency. This site is not affiliated with any real police department. It is based on true stories from law enforcement and fueled by an ongoing joke between a wife and her police chief husband. Please don't call us for actual crimes.